D: You are getting sleepy.
W: I am your control.
D: Tell me what your favourite TV show is.
W: Newlyweds with Nick and Jessica.
D: Very good. Now what is your favourite colour?
W: Fuschia....with a hint of watermelon.
D: Correct. Now what are you doing tonight?
W: Staying at home.
D: Wrong. You are coming to the hypnotist at 7:00 p.m. in the Auditorium. Now. Meow like a cat.
Filed by Tory on Thursday, February 2, 2006